President Twitter

POTUS has a new meaning.

President of Officiating Twitter and the United States.

It is tiresome and irresponsible to be obligated to be on social media at least two times an hour when you’re supposed to be the leader of the “greatest country on Earth”.

We have a meme running the country, and it’s irritating to hear people stick up for him.  I have friends from my old hometown defending him by saying that we need to give him time.  Time for what?  He doesn’t have to be given time, especially the way he’s going.  The King of Twitter cannot stay off of that site.  Is he subconsciously addicted to it, or is he tweeting just to irk his “haters”?  Twitter is not the medium to convey messages.  It is inevitable that he will type something either classified or type something inappropriate and it’ll cause some major issues far exceeding the issues that he’s doing right now.

So, what is the purpose tweeting those broken and incomplete thoughts?  Go on Twitter and look at his page.  It’s nothing but repetition.  Trumples’ thoughts can be summed up from a few key points (if you call it that).

– Democrats are evil and ruined the country
– Olive skin is not good kin
– He’s a genius with “yuge” hands and a good brain (his words)
– He believes that he is the most successful businessman in the whole world

Let’s break this all down. Shall we?

Why blame just the Democrats?  We all know that neither the Democrats nor the Republicans can get anything done without flinging crap at each other.  Wait.. monkeys do that.  Eh, I digress.  Consider this, he was bouncing back and forth between parties.  He was a democrat for a while.  By simple assumptions, isn’t he part of the problem?

His hate of all things Muslim.  They’re terrorist. Boogie boogie boogie.  He wants to be so patriotic, or at least he wants us to think that.  So why single a group based on race?  Now I passed history with flying colors.  Think about this.  Hitler did the same thing!  The only thing separating the two is a concentration and an army of Nazis.  Terrorists comes in many shapes and colors.  We have terrorists that are white, American made and completely mentally melted.  Englishmen used bio-terrorism on Native Americans.  I guess we all need to flee to our homeland too, right?  Sounds crazy, and so does this ban.

He touts his intelligence as being superior to the average person, yet he cannot make sense, even if his life depended on it.  He’ll go thirty seconds talking about ISIS and suddenly we take a trip on The Trumples Express and listen to him ramble about golf.  At least with Bush, we got complete thoughts.  Bush wasn’t the greatest orator of his time, but he got his point across.  Trump speaks as if he had a stroke.  We don’t have ESP.  Embellish a bit, sir!

Finally, he is not a great businessman.  People believe that if we run this country like a business, things will be better.  For starters, it’s more than money.  It’s diplomacy.  It’s keeping peace between allies and keeping enemies at bay.  Sure, having an economical background is great too.  Trump was called out during the debates regarding some of his financial plans.  Experts proved that his theories were faulty and needed to be revised.  His reply?  “Wrong”.  That’s it?  He never did explain.

So what makes him a great businessman?  Donald Trump was bankrupt FIVE TIMES!  Where is it that shows that he’s a great man of business?  He said himself that he is audited all of the time.  He failed at his taxes!  So why should we take it to heart about his advise regarding taxes for the nation and why should we believe that he’s great at what he does?  Being bankrupt shows that it took six tries to get it right.  That’s five more than what we get!

Ladies and gentlemen, we have a colossal failure in charge of our freedom.   Am I wrong?  Prove it and terms other than the wall.  That’s a cop out.  Besides, Mexican can float on a raft if they’re desperate enough..

Prove me wrong.

The United Sheep of America

I cannot stress enough that I am just an average guy in the middle of a Midwestern no-happening state.

I seemed to have an interest in the recent Presidential election. It was strange. Candidates were coming from every direction imaginable, half of whom were completely unknown.

Prior to the race, I thought that we will have a good election. Some of the candidates from both ends had credible people capable of being the Commander in Chief. You had established Governors and Senator who had valid points. It was going good!  I honestly thought that Donald Trump bidding for President was just a gag, just to see what people would say.

I was wrong!

Fast forward through the race. The Republican Party widdled down to a sloppy mess. Trump, along with Cruz and Kasich was the last of the Party.  Before hand, Trump was calm. He made points uniquely his own. By the time the Party was down to a select three, Trump morphed into bully with the temperament of an 12 year old. He was making crude remarks towards everyone and everything. It was amazing that he didn’t call his opponents a big doodie face.

Primaries occurred. Trumples beat out the entire Republican Party.  I was disappointed. I was hoping for Governor Kasich.  He was calm. He was collected. He was the most EXPERIENCED! Kasich had taken Ohio from a collousal mess to a state of hope and potential. He added the 400,000 jobs, which happened to be the amount lost by his predecessor. The economy grew to high standards. Had he been elected, we could have seen a prosperous four years.

When Trump got the bid, I knew that America would do something that was done eight years ago. I know that what I am about to say might be controversial.  Obama, in my opinion, was elected as President because people wanted to make history. He was elected because he is African American. McCain was credible and logical. He wasn’t erratic.  Where did he go wrong? Obama’s opponent in his second race had been a polar opposite of what McCain was. Romney was poor in his economic recovery and had the credibility of a shoe.  Seemingly, Obama won by default.

This election seemed to have that theme again. People were too busy whining about emails that they weren’t listening to the real concerns. People wanted a celebrity with money and not someone who has experience. They wanted to make history and not go with qualified professionals.  Logic had waived bye-bye.  Bernie Sanders only lost because he pegged himself as a socialist, and nobody listened to his proposals. He’s a Socialist, not a Communist. FDR WAS A SOCIALIST. Anyone with half a brain recalls the progress he made. But…. This is just a country with priorities in the wrong spot.

I end this by saying that America needs to feel accountable for any wrong doings that’ll happen in the upcoming term.  Cotton Candy Hair himself has no filter. He’s not even in office and he’s causing predicable trouble.  When we’re deep in the heart of turmoil, I want everyone who chose him to have the biggest guilt and shame in knowing that their misguided practical joke cost us the safety of America.

Make a meme of that.